crazy thoughts
  • friend: why do you have 8 versions of the same song

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

nagittokomaeda:

i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

imageAND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

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HANG ON I FIXED IT

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the-whale-incident:

phanrocksmycrocs:

the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

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and u just got an invitation 

i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH

that’s not the only time you’re gonna choke tonight ;)



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