a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:
OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE
AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
HANG ON I FIXED IT
there’s a hot orgy on my dash
and u just got an invitation
i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH
that’s not the only time you’re gonna choke tonight ;)